Student: "Teacher, I am toilet bowl please?"
Me: "You're a toilet bowl?"
S: "Yes."
Me: "Okay, you may go to the bathroom."
"Your hair is like gold."
"Teacher, I will hunt you down!" - before a water gun fight
"Teacher is Gangnam style."
"My shirt is made in heaven."
Me: "Austin, please join your friends for circle time."
Austin: "In a minute teacher. I'm drinking my wine. I'll be there when I'm done." It was water.
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By Serapin, 8 years old |
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I look amazing! By Amy, 7 years old |
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By Austin, 7 years old |